splatoon(2018)
The goose
is running loose
to the sound
of lizzo’s “juice.”
we’ve all been Bernard at some point
Bitch I’m Bernard every damn day
“I think something’s wrong with me. I make friends, then suddenly I can’t bear to be with any of them. Seems like that other me, the cheerful and honest one, went away somewhere.”
— Kiki’s Delivery Service 魔女の宅急便
What a concept
Turns out that when you humiliate stupid people instead of making martyrs out of them, they lose interest in doing stupid shit pretty fast.
hahahaha good job
This is how we know cats are sent from heaven
This is how we know that whatever trouble cats cause is deliberate
finally…scientific proof!!